| When something bad happens: | True is it that we have seen better days. |
|---|---|
| When something REALLY bad happens: | O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! |
| When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: | The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. |
| When my girlfriend abandons me for food: | FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! |
| When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: | BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! |
| When I burn something while cooking: | MY CAKE IS DOUGH! |
| When human stupidity frustrates me: | LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! |
| When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: | NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. |
| When I'm broke: | My pride fell with my fortunes |
| When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: | OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! |
| When someone disagrees with me: | THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. |
| When I argue with my girlfriend: | The course of true love never did run smooth. |
| When I'm embarrassed: | MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! |
| Someone says "Good Night": | Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. |
Take the car, go to Mum’s, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.
Sylvia Plath
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Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
this makes me legit emotional omg
I LOVE MANATEES :D
Cutest thing ever
Manatees >
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
This is me
^Babe, I love you, but if you use this phrase one more time ((especially coupled with “irl” (which, by the way, I still don’t know what “irl” means))) I will murderize you. <3
I want to make Romeo jealous. I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir their dust into consciousness, to wake their ashes into pain.
Oscar Wilde (via valse-des-fleurs)
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First ever photo of the Earth and the Moon in the same frame, 1977. Taken by Voyager 1.
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You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they perceive as your success. You don’t have to explain what you plan to do with your life. You don’t have to justify your education by demonstrating its financial rewards. You don’t have to maintain an impeccable credit score. Anyone who expects you to do any of those things has no sense of history or economics or science or the arts.
You have to pay your own electric bill. You have to be kind. You have to give it all you got. You have to find people who love you truly and love them back with the same truth.
But that’s all.
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